Days That Were | Dark Army

(written in blood)

we lik it wen yu skreem

we lik it wen yu dun skreem

we ar ekwal opertunity

I hope my letter reached the DMLE safely. It'd be such a waste if I had to make another, but I do have sweet little Daisy's sibling here with me. I was thinking, why don't I just kill this one too? But I decided that just wouldn't be as fun. Maybe I should go easy on the DMLE. They try so hard to put all us big, bad criminals behind bars, and we just keep getting away! It must be tough on them. But I can't just hand the child over without a price, can I? They have to do some work.

So we're going to play a game. I just love games, don't you? In fact, feel free to participate even if you don't work for the DMLE. I wouldn't want anyone to miss out on the fun. Especially Sebastian Bagnold or Sheldon Umbridge. I find their jobs particularly interesting.

But enough with that. On to the game. Here's how it's gonna work. Now, I'll give you all a set of questions. Let's go with five. If you get three of the five correct, you win! The child gets to live. Oh, but if you get more than three wrong... well, I'm gonna have a full belly tonight.

But don't fret. If you lose, I might be willing to make a deal. There are some things I'd like to have more than this child. Remember what I said about Sebastian Bagnold and Sheldon Umbridge? Well, I am just such a great fan of theirs, I would be willing to trade the child for either of their heads.

It's your call.

1. Is the child of muggle or wizard blood?
2. Does the child have long hair or short hair?
3. How many fingers does the child have?
4. What colour eyes does the child have?
5. Does the child have any other living siblings?

Take your time. Wouldn't want to make a mistake, would we?

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